militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

ludusprime:

Hehe

papa-erwin:

papa-erwin:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

papa-erwin:

excuse me sir but——

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and thorin will be all like "I’M GONNA KILL ALL THESE GODDAMN DRAGONS!!!!!"

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I’m so incredibly sorry

nightly-knightly-doofus:

yourphysicsiskarkatrocious:

presidentbillclinton:

gutter-proletarian:

What the fuck did I just read

is this evangelion

NO, IT’S KEN HAM; EVANGELION MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE BECAUSE AT LEAST ITS BIZARRE NONSENSE IS ATTEMPTING TO DESCRIBE A FICTIONAL WORLD THAT HAS SOME THINGS IN COMMON WITH REALITY BUT WHICH EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE IS NOT REAL. HAM’S TOTAL LACK OF REALISM IS ASSIGNED TO DESCRIBING THE REAL WORLD, USUALLY IN A WAY THAT IS TOTALLY INCONSISTENT WITH OBSERVABLE REALITY, WHICH IS IN ITS OWN SPECIAL WAY EVEN MORE DEPRESSING.

(THE MAN BELIEVES THE EARTH IS SIX THOUSAND YEARS OLD. HE IS AUSTRALIAN. SOME OF AUSTRALIA’S INDIGENOUS CULTURES HAVE *JOKES* THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR MORE THAN SIX THOUSAND YEARS.)

that and considering how christianity became a big thing in the first place (read: it dragged in a lot of converts, most of whom were most certainly not descended from abraham, then let them make a bunch of descendants who would eventually bring in more converts) and the fact that salvation is ultimately decided not by arbitrary genetic factors but by being a good fucking person im amazed he or anyone would actually think this is a valid statement

Also why the fuck would the fall affect every living being in the universe and then only allow salvation to the descendants of the guy who fucked it up? How the hell is that fair? 

Ken ham’s logic doesn’t work even if you take his ass-backwards world view as fact. 

(Source: slaaneshi-party-bus)

erenisnotaspookytitan:

Hiromu Arakawa is a goddess.

erenisnotaspookytitan:

Hiromu Arakawa is a goddess.

(Source: erenhanson)

Does The Fursuit of Happiness sound like a really weird item you’d pick up in D&D to anyone else?

Does The Fursuit of Happiness sound like a really weird item you’d pick up in D&D to anyone else?

(Source: aceofheartsfox)

smallmareep:

calliedope:

God is a woman and I;m going to fuck her

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(Source: mareepe)

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

hootbird:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

FUCK THIS SENSATION

FUCK IT

FUUUUCCKKK

THE WORST

it feels exactly how it looks too lol