jamejarrs:

[Muffled punching in the distance]

jamejarrs:

[Muffled punching in the distance]

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg)

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)

ninetynineno:

pigeon666:

Harime nui junketsu.ver

…Okay, so really fancy and impractical outfits isn’t something I’m unaccustomed to, but bwuh?! I mean, look at the bottom! That goes beyond cameltoe and into indecency arrest.

Life Fibre resistance can be a pain sometimes. 

ninetynineno:

pigeon666:

Harime nui junketsu.ver

…Okay, so really fancy and impractical outfits isn’t something I’m unaccustomed to, but bwuh?! I mean, look at the bottom! That goes beyond cameltoe and into indecency arrest.

Life Fibre resistance can be a pain sometimes. 

reinumiji:

webothlikeabe:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong

((Medieval glitter xD))

I’ve alway’s pictured Death’s scythe as a magic dealie that looks like a farming scythe most of the time but when he gets down to business the blade flips back and suddenly it’s Actual Deadly Weapon time. 

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose)

jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

(Source: melrosedinerr)

flyingtit:

kaitokirishima:

um isnt yaoi a little gay

its usually a little gay and a big gay